The music is a mix of “gangsta rap” and what sounds like Optimus Prime in the throes of an epileptic seizure, every black character has used the word “nigga” at least once, and after Stephen Seagal - who is supposedly a Russian by the name of Sasha Petrosevitch - kicks what is clearly a rubber…
If jumping the shark was Baseball this would be a fucking home run.
“Well, I’ll have to make some changes if I’m goin’ to survive
You’re memory’s slowly killin’ me, it’s killin’ me alive
Well, you’re too much woman to forget in just a day or two
And I’ll have to make some changes
If I’m gonna get over you”—Marty Robbins
I hate to say this but, its complicated. There is a woman that I am deeply in love with. Unfortunately, stated that she wasn’t interested in me about a month ago. It’s okay though because she is a very good friend and as long as she is happy I will be happy. I think that there will always be a special place in my heart for her regardless of what happens. I am working on pursuing other women but, so far I have yet to develop feelings for them.
So yeah, sorry for the long response anon but, you can see that it was a bit necessarily.
This goes out to the woman that I was talking about: you are an awesome, beautiful person and don’t let anyone tell you other wise!